ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arseFAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
VIRGIN
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
GUYS
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
cOOL GIRL
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in
her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
SICK LEAVE
A guy call into work and says: Boss Icanīt come to work to day,
I'm sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I'm fucking my sister how sick is that?
BRAND SEX
Sex is like Nokia - connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invited
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
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